A Wife is like a TV. The Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life after purchase (Marriage), but for the MOBILE, if u don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, and gets old quick! But the MOBILE is cute, curvy and very portable.
U can have only one TV and be comfortable, but MOBILE can be packed like 2 or more in ur pocket, and u will still be comfortable.
We change TV only if spoilt (dead), but we like a newer and finer MOBILE whenever we see them.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn’t. Most importantly,
MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk & listen), but with the TV, u MUST only listen.
Last, but not the least!
TV’s dont have viruses, but MOBILEs often have.
So, let us LOVE our TV’s and forget about the MOBILES
Thanks for the Lecture Josh!!!